Shire Inspired

the mighty BalrogSwings his giant flaming swordfalls off of the bridge

shitpaintedgold — Fri, 11 May 2012 08:00:18 -0400

the mighty Balrog
Swings his giant flaming sword
falls off of the bridge

I can’t see Frodo.Why? Because he is wearing theOne Ring of Power

shitpaintedgold — Wed, 09 May 2012 11:05:11 -0400

I can’t see Frodo.
Why? Because he is wearing the
One Ring of Power

Oh Fangorn ForestPeople say to be afraidBecause the trees live

shitpaintedgold — Wed, 09 May 2012 08:03:22 -0400

Oh Fangorn Forest
People say to be afraid
Because the trees live

Weta StudiosPeter Jackson’s companyCreating creatures

shitpaintedgold — Tue, 08 May 2012 11:00:49 -0400

Weta Studios
Peter Jackson’s company
Creating creatures

Sting begins to glowWhen the evil orcs are nearPassed down from Bilbo

shitpaintedgold — Mon, 07 May 2012 10:59:00 -0400

Sting begins to glow
When the evil orcs are near
Passed down from Bilbo

I’m fuckin FrodoLord da motha fuckin ringI do what I want

shitpaintedgold — Fri, 04 May 2012 08:03:03 -0400

I’m fuckin Frodo
Lord da motha fuckin ring
I do what I want

Hobbits? Shirefolk?That sounds like Orc trickeryAsk the Ent council

shitpaintedgold — Thu, 03 May 2012 08:03:44 -0400

Hobbits? Shirefolk?
That sounds like Orc trickery
Ask the Ent council

Maestro Howard ShoreHe composed a mean soundtrackand deserves mention

shitpaintedgold — Wed, 02 May 2012 08:01:29 -0400

Maestro Howard Shore
He composed a mean soundtrack
and deserves mention

Elvenstar PendantWas give to AragornBy Arwen the elf

shitpaintedgold — Tue, 01 May 2012 08:04:19 -0400

Elvenstar Pendant
Was give to Aragorn
By Arwen the elf

The Great Ent, Tree BeardHis branches full of knowledgeWhy can’t he talk fast?

shitpaintedgold — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:06:16 -0400

The Great Ent, Tree Beard
His branches full of knowledge
Why can’t he talk fast?

That Samwise GamgeeUsed to be a gardenerNow he’s a hero

shitpaintedgold — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 08:06:02 -0400

That Samwise Gamgee
Used to be a gardener
Now he’s a hero

The great AragornHeir to the throne of GondorReturn of the King

shitpaintedgold — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 08:02:27 -0400

The great Aragorn
Heir to the throne of Gondor
Return of the King

Those tricksy hobbitsTaking the Ring from GollumGollum seeks revenge

shitpaintedgold — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 08:05:15 -0400

Those tricksy hobbits
Taking the Ring from Gollum
Gollum seeks revenge

Riders of RohanRiding their mighty horsesSlaying all evil

shitpaintedgold — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:48:41 -0400

Riders of Rohan
Riding their mighty horses
Slaying all evil

Past the BrandywineA land unknown to hobbitsWhat will lie ahead

shitpaintedgold — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 07:37:41 -0400

Past the Brandywine
A land unknown to hobbits
What will lie ahead

One Ring to rule themOne Ring to find the othersIn darkness bind them

shitpaintedgold — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:11:17 -0400

One Ring to rule them
One Ring to find the others
In darkness bind them

Shadowfax the SteedRide like the wind for GandalfOr at least go fast.

shitpaintedgold — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 07:24:50 -0400

Shadowfax the Steed
Ride like the wind for Gandalf
Or at least go fast.

Its longbottom leafThe best pipe weed in the ShireHide it from Pippin

shitpaintedgold — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 08:02:27 -0400

Its longbottom leaf
The best pipe weed in the Shire
Hide it from Pippin

Merry BrandbuckLoves to drink the pints of AleA smart lil’ Hobbit

shitpaintedgold — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:15:14 -0400

Merry Brandbuck
Loves to drink the pints of Ale
A smart lil’ Hobbit

He’s Gandalf the GreyOh wait…he’s Gandalf the WhiteBest wizard ever

shitpaintedgold — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:00:09 -0400

He’s Gandalf the Grey
Oh wait…he’s Gandalf the White
Best wizard ever